Brandon and Bailey love farts. They love it when the other one farts. They especially love it when they fart. And they really love it when they fart and get a reaction from mummy.And that's how our day went. For some reason today the boys farted for what seemed like most of the day. Actually I'm sure it was every time I was up close, wrestling and playing with them. They thought it was hilarious. Such noise coming out of their bottoms with me squealing in disgust.
Once the smelly air cleared and I could see a path to the garage, we all headed off to swimming lessons. Daddy and I contemplated not going today because we are so very tired and just holding on to the thought of our Christmas break coming up, but then we remembered it's a life skill for the 2 boys so we just soldiered on. We had had a very busy morning before swimming lessons attempting to clean the house to a degree. It's rather hard with 2 boys because we clean and tidy and then turn around to unplug the vacuum cleaner only to discover the boys have somehow put toys and food and clothes back on the floor, while they are standing there naked.
Swimming lessons were good. The 2 boys were fantastic. Next week is the last lesson for the year. The swimming pool staff are having a Christmas Party next Saturday which would have been great to go to, but already we are fully booked. We have a 4year old birhtday party and then we are off to see the Wiggles. Plus Nanny A will be here. We have also been invited to Christmas drinks on that same Saturday, but just can't physically get there. It's nice to have some lovely friends.
Once swimming had finished we jumped back in the car to find a newsagent, If we bought the local paper today you could get a Sesame Street Christmas Party DVD of which the ad has been on our fridge for nearly 6 weeks. The 1st supermarket didn't have it. Neither did the 2nd shop or the 3rd. We missed out. Brandon was most upset. We had also missed out yesterday on 2 surfboards.
Once we arrived home I made lunch for the 2boys and myself. Once the food had settled we ventured outside to jump on the trampoline. That's where we really did stay for hours. We were hot and sweaty and covered in suncream so we really needed a shower. While daddy was cleaning the showers and toilets, the 2 boys and I jumped and jumped and jumped.. Then nearly 2 hours later daddy and I swapped and I cleaned the rest of the bathrooms, vacuumed floors and did some marketing for my business on the computer. Meanwhile the 2 boys and daddy kept jumping on the trampoline. It was great to hear the laughter.
The boys kept farting throughout the whole afternoon and even into dinnertime. By now, as neither boy had slept today, the boys were exhausted. Time for a quick dinner and a quick bath and to bed. Bailey screamed for nearly 45minutes as he was encouraged to go to sleep. He was so over tired. Eventually his little battery stopped and he was asleep. I am sure that tomorrow the boys will manage to fit a fart in somewhere and will drop to the floor in giggles.
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